Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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