so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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