sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
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And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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