just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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