Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Even my vagina gasped.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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