we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Bring me that man meat
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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