I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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