She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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