Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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