no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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