anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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