...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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