Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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