That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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