He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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