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(541): View more from Oregon

The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.

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(352): View more from Florida

homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...

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so you did it...

(352): View more from Florida

obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.

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(850): View more from Florida

They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers

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(970): View more from Colorado

I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big

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(226): View more from Ontario

This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap

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(817): View more from Texas

There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.

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