We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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