My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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