So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
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My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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