Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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