North Korea, Best Korea!
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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