scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
50% drunk capacity currently
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Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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