I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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