when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
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It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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