But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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