Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Never underestimate the power of titties
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