If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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