Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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