Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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