Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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