Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
The adults are the big ones right?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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