I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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