They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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