I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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