This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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