So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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