Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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