We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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