FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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