I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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