Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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