The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
