He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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