she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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