I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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