would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
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Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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