i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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