Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i wish my penis had a tongue
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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