Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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