At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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