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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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