I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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