Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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