I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Mom said you looked used
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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