All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
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I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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