What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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