On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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