I want to have your abortion
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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