I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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